{"product_id":"garden-gnomes-bugasalt-bug-a-salt-gnomes","title":"Garden Gnomes","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eThe BUG-A-SALT Garden Gnomes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese gnomes need a home!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the manliest lawn ornament in America.  These gnomes have been whittled from resin by Lorenzo himself (using nothing more than a pocket knife!), and are hand crafted to protect your garden from pesty intruders.  Have an annoying neighbor who wants to be your special friend?  Place a couple of these guys on your front porch and he won’t be “Swinging” by anymore!  Got some gnarly flies hovering over that lawn sausage the dog left you?  Well this Gnome is looking for prey. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat conversation piece while enjoying a beer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds the classic trailer park feel to your yard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBetter than a plastic flamingo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasier to install than a rusty old car up on cinder blocks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStands at a mighty 12 inches tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd both the kneeling master and deadly sniper to your lawn ornament collection!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"bugasalt","offers":[{"title":"Standing Gnome","offer_id":46313076424938,"sku":"37539729998013","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kneeling Gnome","offer_id":46313076457706,"sku":"37539730030781","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0719\/8395\/6202\/files\/1e0071e30ad4cea63c3274c2487b45ac.webp?v=1790066305","url":"https:\/\/bugasaltdepot.it.com\/products\/garden-gnomes-bugasalt-bug-a-salt-gnomes","provider":"bugasaltdepot.it.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}