COMES FAST! RUSH SHIPPING!Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your "Light or Dark" blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”.
Sorry to offend! We DO NOT market any of our products to children (EVER). Intended as good natured fun for adults with a sense of humor. Not perverts here - we're just silly and stupid...
Check The Official Demo Videos Below!
RECOMMENDED INSECT TARGET GUIDE:
- BUG-A-SALT 3.0 works great on annoying soft-bodied insect pests: Houseflies, Flesh Flies, Horse Flies, Deer Flies, Black Widow Spiders, Mosquitoes, Crickets, Stink Bugs, Gypsy Moth Caterpillars, Earwigs, Spotted Lantern Fly Nymphs, Spotted Lantern Flies (small-medium), Silverfish, Roaches (small-large), Sweater Moths, and Cabbage Worms. Many customers claim victory against Paper Wasps and Yellow Jackets. However, we must warn you to proceed with caution as stinging insects may retaliate. It's generally better/best to upgrade to the CO2 SHRED-ER for the “stingers”. BUG-A-SALT 3.0 models WILL NOT WORK ON CARPENTER BEES!!!!
- For larger game hunting, you MUST upgrade to our CO2-powered SHRED-ER: Carpenter Bees, Centipedes, Cicadas, Locusts, Potato Beetles, Tomato Worms, Scorpions, Spotted Lantern Flies (adult), Squash Bugs, Joro Spiders, June Beetles, Murder Hornets, Boxelder Bugs, American Roaches (large-giant), and Palmetto Bugs.
FEATURES:
- Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on!
- New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm.
- "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies!
- One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies!
- Your wife will love cleaning up after you.
- It is non-toxic, and no batteries are required. Uses ordinary table salt for ammo.
- For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
- Includes 1-year warranty, limited 2-year warranty with proof of purchase.
- Not compatible with BUG-BEAM, BUG-CAM, or WALL-RACK.
